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catfrend:

journolist:

When #IfTheyGunnedMeDown Happens in Print: 

Section from the Rolling Stone profile of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, one of two brothers who committed the Boston Marathon bombings vs section from the New York Times profile of Michael Brown, who was shot and killed by a Ferguson, Missouri police officer Darren Wilson. 

H/T to @daviddtss 

Oh my god

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icecooly94:

holylou:

gayleaf:

yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you

"i mean of course i’m happy to see you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but i’m just not HAPPY to see you. like, penis happy"

(via 1dshakemycakes)

arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator. - Yogi Berra

shaxaphone:

kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up

Hitler loves his dog

(via cxrrents-convxlsive)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via cxrrents-convxlsive)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via darkwishesandglee)

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